She rides in glitter
like a blight
of starless nights
and bloody skies

One night when the violet moon glittered in the blood-red sky, the brown baby bunny Fluffy hopped over to Old Bunner, looking up at his Grandpa with inky black eyes.
“Tell me a story, Grandpa!” he said, blinking his long lashes.
“Come close,” said Old Bunner, old voice warm and wise, “and I’ll tell you about the last time the moon glittered purple in a ruby sky.”
Floppy cuddled close to Old Bunner in the cutest little bunny-pile of softness that you’ve ever seen, and Old Bunner began his tale.
“On nights like this, when the moon glitters violet in a starless spilled blood sky, there flies a creature more terrifying and wonderful than any on earth.”
Floppy hopped with excitement his long ears bouncing. “But Grandpa Bunner, aren’t velociraptors the scariest creatures on earth?”
Old Bunner turned to the little flop-eared babe and shook his grey head. “No, little Floppy, there is a creature far worse.”
“Worse than the gnashing teeth?” asked Floppy.
“Worse,” declared Old Bunner, his grey whiskers twitching.
Floppy’s nose twitched, pink as a rose. “Worse than the terrible claws?”
“The scariest creature to fly this earth,” said Old Bunner, “is the beautiful and terrible DoomGlitter. When I was a baby, on a night just like this one, she rode here from across the sky and devoured all the bunnies in our warren. All, of course, but one!”
“Which one?” asked Floppy.
Old Bunner looked at him. Sure, he was a baby, but even so. Old Bunner sighed. “Me, Floppy, me!”
“Oh!” cried Floppy, his eyes growing wide with understanding.
“Floppy,” declared Old Bunner, “You’re going to need to be a bit more clever if you are to survive meeting velociraptors with cow-heads.”
“Um,” stammered Floppy, his little nose twitching uncontrollably.
“We bunnies are known for our quick wits,” said Old Bunner, “and you’d best not ruin our image!”
“Grandpa- I. . .”
Then a cold shadow passed over the violet moon and Old Bunner turned his tiny head to see the glorious and sparkling DoomGlitter, shining black and pink, looming over them.
“Love me,” said DoomGlitter, “and despair!”
Then, with flick of her head, she grabbed both the bunnies between her pearl teeth, tossed them in the air, and with a single gulp, she swallowed the bunnies, baby and Grandpa, whole.
Her glitter hooves thundered across the glam rock landscape as she charged forth to consume her prey and destroy her enemies.


Her name is DoomGlitter, and victory is her only delight.

DoomGlitter is the Kickstarter-exclusive set of body parts available to backers who pledged at the $22 reward level and up. She will be broken down into 5 playable cards that you can find and attach to your raptor of choice.

All cards include special bonuses. In the unlikely situation where a player equips all five cards and makes DoomGlitter whole again, the player receives an ultra-rare set bonus and becomes incredibly powerful. Surely, the end is nigh if the dark equine queen has returned. We hope you have an excellent time playing with these exclusive cards until then.

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About jrblackwell

J.R. Blackwell is a writer and photographer

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